Promised Jokes?

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.





"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."





The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.





"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"





"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"





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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.





That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.





As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.





The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him

Promised Jokes?
You are a wonderful person to keep your promise, even though you did not get your 20 answers. You might get them this time. Thanks a lot, and with these jokes, we all win. Thanks and I love them. Another star for you.
Reply:oh please give me a break
Reply:Wow! Great Jokes, it must have taken you a while to type it all up!
Reply:LOL
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thoise r some goood jokes
Reply:ROTFL....





Thanks, I needed that tonight!
Reply:10/10 for that one try this...





A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….





And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Reply:The monkey one I've heard before. For the letter did that person ask to start a new beginning with that woman again because of the state lottery.
Reply:I love it girl good job wow you really hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at your promised joke this is the best promised joke that i had ever heard in my life way to go girl you really did rock this one i just can not stop telling you how much i love your joke because i really do love it and good job once again girl you really did nail this one.